Lovers tend to let you down or get boring after a while, it doesn’t matter if friends are boring because you like them anyway. im going to be single forever.
My parents are such fuckin’ nerds
I just heard them both yelling and ran into the other room because I thought Mum was hurt
But she’s sitting on the fucking sofa eating ice cream and Dad turns around and shouts ‘ZIVA KISSED TONY’
They’re screaming about goddamn NCIS